so it was reported today that many of my heroes in life use performance enhancing drugs. they have bought and used HGH in order to be funnier, sing more raspier, and make albums so dope they made my head spin. damn you mary j blige, 50 cent, timbaland, wyclef, and tyler perry. you have tainted the entertainment field with you drugs and your weightlifting. i can no longer look at wyclefs carnival without thinking he cheated. every album timbaland has laid a hand on should contain an asterik, even justin timberlakes beloved futuresex/ lovesounds (i still cant believe that is actually the name of it). mary j blige on steroids? i dont think there is anything scarier.
forget barry bonds, there are larger questions here. ive been cheated out of mainstream hip hop and tyler perrys thousands of straight to dvd movies about his crazy family. this is a travesty. i am going to have a ceremonial burn of such albums and dvds this saturday if anyone wants to join me.
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